You know what really makes me want to plunge (Yes, viciously cleaning toilets relieves my anger and anxiety so that I can live happily and stress free)? Antonella Barba not winning American Idol. Not because she had the talent to do so or because the media and American Idol took advantage of her unfortunate situation to selfishly boost their own ratings. That’s a part of life in the 21st century and we’re more than happy to accept it. I’m upset because actually taking the time to care about celebrity exploitation would mean we’d have to follow up with caring about world poverty, child labour and other sorts of inequalities that plague the world. I’m sorry, but I have better ways to spend my time, such as looking for wet t-shirt pictures on the internet.
If we don’t start a petition now to bring back Antonella Barba, her moment of fame will be over until the release of the next Girl’s Gone Wild DVD. If we wait that long to stand up for what’s right, the world as we know it could cease to exist. Already research has shown that more and more people are searching Google for the word “rhombus“. Do you know what a “rhombus” is? It’s not the shape that should be most searched for on the Internet if you know what I mean…
Do you want your children to grow up in a world where everyone cares more about inequality and geometry than XXX porn? Do your part to save our culture, bring back Antonella Barba!